Thursday, May 16, 2013

"Is he handsome?"

Hey ladies...

Are you distressed that you've caught your husband cheating on you?

Are you troubled that he's finding pleasure in another woman's arms?

Are you having problems forgiving him for breaking his sacred vows of fidelity?

Well, what did you expect?

He's a man, right?

Let's get a few things straight, shall we?

First you should understand that men have a tendency to "wander" and if you'd made your home (and yourself, of course,) as appealing as you should have, well maybe he wouldn't have "wandered."

Stop yammering, will you, about the affair you caught him having. Don't worry that you can't seem to forgive him and trust in him again. There are more serious questions you should be concerned with at this important time. Does he provide you a home to live in? Does he provide you food to eat? Clothes to wear? Is he nice to the children? Does he take them to sporting events? Most importantly, is he good looking?

Here's what you should do. Focus on the good stuff about him. (I presume there is some good stuff otherwise why would you have married the idiot?) You're being a little unreasonable toward him if you take into consideration all the temptations out there that may have captured him. What's a man to do?

Hold his hand, touch his face, stroke his cheek, give him honor and respect and your troubles will be gone in no time. In fact, thank your lucky stars that you have such a wonderful marriage.

In case you missed any of this, here it is again, in video form:

Now go get him a cup of coffee or perhaps make him a sandwich, will you?


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